Race and I have this game that we play, and I need your help to win. It goes like this:
When we have to enter any public establishment at different times, (for instance if he drops me off at the door and then goes to park the car), we pretend like we don't know each other. Then we act as if we are just meeting one another for the first time. You have to be loud enough to attract attention, or it's not fun. It is HILARIOUS to see the reaction of other people!
The object of the game is to say or do something so outlandish that the other person laughs and goes out of character. We do this A LOT, and Race is getting good. The other night at Panera Bread, the following took place:
We enter at different times, and I am standing waiting in a long line, when he comes up:
Race: HEY!!! I LOVE your Mountain Hardwear jacket!
Me: Thanks, I like yours too
Race starts being loud and animated about a whole lotta nothin', and attracting attention. I am doing my best to make him laugh, but I can't get ANYTHING on him. We clearly have the attention of everyone standing in line. Then:
Race: HEeeeeyyyyy.....I am LOVIN' those pants! They make your butt look really nice........Mind if I touch that??
I LOST.
We started this little game sometime last year, and it always cracks me up because either can start it and it is always spontaneous. But he has clearly upped the competition. How can I win? What would you do? Ideas anyone? I need to be ready the next time we play. Race doesn't like to lose......so..this could get dangerous.
Game on!
Melissa
7 comments:
ROFLMBO Melissa, this made my night! You guys are too funny!!!
I have some ideas but are you ready to take the gloves off? Does he read this? Should I e-mail?
BTW, I can't get Geo to be creative like this. I think he would die of embarrassment. He used to be more up for stuff like this, I'll have to send him this link.. lol
You are joking!! Right?!!
Mom
ROFL@your mom! Looks like you guys are caught - neener!
Oh my gosh, that is so funny. Rusty does stuff like that to me and is always telling me I need to lighten up and live a little. I know he could come up with something for you but knowing him he won't share because he would so be all about Race winning that one. Rusty also likes to shop with me, pick up women's clothes, bras whatever happens to be close and then ask where the dressing room is. He did get caught in Kohl's one day by a little old lady while he was pole dancing. That was hilarious.
ROFL@pole dancing Bridget!!!
Well, you should have just invited him into the bathroom at this point, adding that "we'll have to be quick because my husband is meeting me here in just a few minutes!"
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