I'll let you in on a little secret: Used-To-Be-Cops make the worst kind of criminals.
It's a mighty thin line that they walk between law enforcer and law-breaker. A mighty fine line indeed.
I give you the evidence.
What you see before you is Race's jeep. Oh, yeah....it's been in the mud....and it's seen it's good times...that's fer sure. But- this is the work of a deceiver. This, my friends is Race......on the run from Johnny Law. You see....... there is a purpose to this mud. It is hiding the !!APRIL 2006!! Inspection sticker.
(The state of Virginia cares about it's residents SO MUCH that they require you to have your vehicle inspected every year to guard against the dangers of burnt tail light, or tires that have worn too much........Thank -you Oh Great Law Makers for saving the lowly ignorant sheep...thank-you)
A closer look at the obvious deception that has allowed this man to drive for A YEAR on a dead inspection sticker. (BTW, he DOES clear a good sized portion of the windshield when he is actually driving...... I mean he's good an all.....but, C'MON!)
I am thinking that the following sticker on the bumper of the jeep doesn't help a thing. Can you read the bottom of it? It says : "Backpacking , Climbing, French Kissing, Paddling, Adventure Racing"
And the Arab Chic? Well......... who can blame him? That one DOES turn heads around our small town. (BTW, Moosejaw sells awesome outdoor gear....and gives away free stickers when you order)
G' night!We miss you Race! (You law breaker, you!!)
6 comments:
FUNNY! I wish I had thought of the whole "mud as a camoflauge for dead inspection/county stickers" tactic. It's BRILLIANT!! I just don't know if I can pull it off in a Subaru, LOL!!!
And yes, thank GOODNESS for the Lawmakers On High looking out for us stoopid(little tribute to Dy, there) herd-animal-like taxpayers. I feel so SAFE!!
That is so funny. Rusty's truck is hiding a November 2006 inspection sticker. His Ford has a 3 inch lift kit so a little mud is to expected, a little mud and some strategically placed things on the dashboard. He doesn't drive it that much and we just haven't made time to get it inspected. Rusty's not a former cop but my parents are both retired cops, his Dad was a cop and his brother is a cop, so the relatives of cops are pretty good at getting around the law also. Here's to getting a little mud on the tires.
I suspect the same skills he uses to defraud, er, circumvent the laws of your state are what makes him so good at his current jobs. Pure ingenuity!!!
LOL. Thanks, Thom. I say a little prayer of gratitude to the Vehicle Reich of the People's Republic of Maryland for making sure I have those teeny-tiny (yet shockingly expensive!) useless little rim guards on the Suburban every time I want to take them off, and then realize - there's a HOLE every few inches now in the BODY of my vehicle, and if I take the stoopid things off, my car is going to dissolve in five years from all the rust that'll get through. But they did make people feel like "something was being done" about rocks and chipped windows.
*whew* Sorry. Don't know what came over me.
And to think vehicle registration began as a *voluntary* service to aid in recovering a stolen vehicle!! BWAAHAAHAAAA!!! They got us, didn't they?
LOL!! I will have to remember that one come August. Although, I think a Volvo Wagon all caked in mud may be a little conspicuous :)
Expired inspection and county stickers are how I get my thrills these days. I love to see just how long I can go, until I get caught or until The Dude makes me get it done (he is not the thrill-seeker that I am).
Yes, quite the exhilarating life I lead these days!
ROFL love the sticker! My DH wants to be a cop - didn't know Race was one. And yes, I could see DH doing that. ;-)
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