Friday, January 04, 2008

Just when you think it's all gone to hell....

I got my hair done today. I felt like I wanted something a little different.I was confident. I told her to give me some good, strong bangs. Well, you know how it is with bangs...At first...you LOVE them...I mean LOVE them!! "My EYES!! Just look at my EYES!!! I should ALWAYS have bangs!".....then after awhile.. ..you're not so sure....."Hmmm..No one really said anything....It does look good...doesn't it? DOesn't it??.......then awhile later you're SURE it was a mistake. "Oh.My.Gosh! What was I thinking???I am an idiot. NO ONE has BANGS.I have screwed up. Royally."

(O.K. this actually may not be the way it plays out to anyone else but me....but for me...this is how it goes.)

But it was right about THEN that I I saw this: Hair Style of the Season: Bangs

YESSSSSSSssssssss!!!!! I have those! I have those!It's the new trend,don't cha know.

And THEN...(like that wasn't enough), as if dropped right from heaven itself I saw an article on AOL saying that drinking a glass of wine a day could actually help you get a flatter stomach!

Well, hot damn!!

This IS my night isn't it. I mean...HELLO... it was on AOL, people!!Flat Abs Diet




So, I guess I'm o.k for now.I will live to see another day. Major crisis averted. Life is good.
I think I'll go and get in an ab work-out and stare at my new bangs......oh, hell let's be British and call it "fringe". It sounds so much classier, doesn't it?

G'night,
Melissa

3 comments:

Anniesue said...

I can't wait for pictures. You are always on the cutting edge (no pun intended.) I will get chic bangs when yours are (stylishly) grown out. That just seems to be the way it is. I was happy to read this post from you...the last one was a little gut wrenching. You are a strong woman!

melissa said...

Awww..thanks Anniesue. It's amazing what a good nights sleep, some quality prayer time and a phone call from Race will do for a person!!

Kathy Jo DeVore said...

LOL I'm kind of stuck with bangs. My hair completely stopped growing after I had Eli. My bangs grow to my nose then... STOP. Apparently, there's a sign there that's not visible to me. It's either cut them or blow them out of my face all day.

But I'm really excited about wine and flat abs. ;) THAT is an exercise plan I can stick to.