I've got nothing.
This is me today. I am Patrick.
I cannot concentrate on anything. I have no vocabulary, and I have trouble speaking in complete sentences.It's official. I want to go to the beach. I want Race to come home, and I want to go to the beach. I was looking at our Pictures from last year and now I REALLY want to load up the kayaks and GO!
I also couldn't help but notice that smashing haircut that I had a year ago. A YEAR!!! ANd it is only at my shoulders, people!! A YEAR!!! But I did love that cut. (sigh)
Oh-My boots came in. And I love them with all my heart. Won't *I* just be the talk of the Food Lion??
In other important news. I broke down and bought myself a Ped Egg. (Honestly, why do you even read this blog?)
This might be the grossest thing that I own. I mean, you end up with a box full of dead skin. (Oh- and here's a little tip: If you go to someone elses house and you see THEIR Ped Egg laying around......DO NOT pick it up and open it.) It's sick.
But it works. It really works. My feet are just as smooth as the little korean lady get's them at the salon. Maybe even smoother.
And when I use the ped egg, there is no communication break down.
So I leave you with this, which I found very funny, because remember, I'm Patrick today.
Cheers!
Melissa
4 comments:
haha..I cracked up the whole time, and I DID come for the witty banter, and was NOT dissappointed! My daughter and I had a spongebob/patrick moment yesterday. The episode with the ballon, "What do you wanna do today?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do today." With our torso's swing to and fro, yes, I think drool was involved. Don't ya hate days like that? LOVED the clip of mo rocca with his ped egg..his lisp is the cutest thing. Thanks for spinning the wheels, I enjoyed the ride!
I was wondering if that ped egg worked, I may have to try one of those out.
I can't wait to see the picture of you in Food Lion with "the boots".
my shift button is sticking on the computer, so you can either get all caps and think i'm yelling, or just bear with my all lowercase typing....maybe it's just something new that i'll try.
i can't believe that haircut was a whole year ago. it has just flown by. i was just thinking in one of the last pictures how long it seemed like it was getting.
and like you told me when i was feeling very patrickesque...read a book...have a great day.
ROFL - I have a ped egg - love it. That video was hysterical. (Does that mean I'm Patrick too?)
Amy@thefoilhat.com
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